The Good, the Bad, and the Mommy: 40+ Motherhood Memes That Perfectly Describe the High's and Low's of Parenting

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    Happy - Me, who just wants to take a shower: @stellaonmymind My kid Me Unanswered work emails Dinner Anxiety
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    Hair - When you overhear a new mom saying how great a sleeper her baby is p SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Forehead - Actual photo of my kid when I tell her "no" for the 567th time: @stellaonmymind
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    Plant - *anywhere with a toddler* Mom: Don't hurt yourself. Toddler:
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    Sleeve - My kid: I'M OUT OF THE SHOWER! Me *walking into the bathroom: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Hairstyle - We mean it when we say kids are clingy. Today my kid pulled up a chair when I told him I was going to take a shower @satiricalmommy 2.000 201 0000 200.000 000 00 pobo
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    Nose - Kid does something cute 50 times. Once you take a picture:
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    Smile - Me: Hi. I'd like to book a two nights' stay. Representative: Me: I know. This is an asylum. Not a hotel. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Gesture - When my kid doesn't think I'll carry through with my threatened consequence BELIEVE SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Forehead - When I realize I won't be eating any Easter candy because my toddler is ignoring the egg hunt and picking flowers instead C SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Chin - My husband: I let him get out of bed because he said he was thirsty Me: HONE PUSSEL MAMA You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
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    Reptile - Parents when their baby does that cute thing in front of other people @jacana_mommy
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    Lip - When it's 6 a.m. and your kid asks to have another tea party SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Car - Others: I don't want to go back to work Me, after a long break with my kids: SATIRICAL FREEDOM!
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    Felidae - Actual footage of my toddler any time I am headed for the bathroom: It f @stellaonmymind
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    Eyebrow - When a new parent asks how long the tired phase of parenting lasts @rawmother.hood Always.
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    Chin - When I'm nearly finished preparing dinner and I see my husband give the kids snacks SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Organism - Me at dinner being the calm, cool parent I knew I always would be SATIRICAL MOMMY THEN GO AHEAD AND STARVE!!!
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    Rib - Waiting for my kid to pick out the perfect lumpy rotten pumpkin so we can spend $60 on it ||| SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Forehead - My kids, bored, while surrounded by all their toys, books, and games they begged to have I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SATIRICAL HORNY
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    Cartoon - My toddler, 0.5 seconds after looking for something himself Well, I've done all I can do. SATIRICAL MUR
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    Glasses - Bracing myself to enter the kid's bathroom to clean it SATIRICAL
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    Nature - My kid looking for his shoes every morning. Batay at homies
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    Eyebrow - WHEN YOU ARE DONE FOR THE DAY BUT STILL HAVE TO RALLY FOR DINNER AND BATHTIME @SNARKANDLEMONS I don't want to do this anymore.
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    Smile - My child who now wears 5T, but their favorite pajamas are 3T @themommyscoop S
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    Water - My kid slathered in sunscreen enjoying a fun-filled day at the beach @redyellowgreendance
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    Font - If parenting were a business CHoney Mustard Man OPEN 26 HOURS A DAY
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    Sleeve - When you agreed to play dress-up when you were young and full of life, but now it's 15 minutes later and you're exhausted @momwithaboysname
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    Forehead - My kids anytime I serve something besides Dino nuggets @momwithaboysnam-
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    Primate - Actual footage of my kid scrolling through thousands of pictures and videos of her on my phone: Nikon
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    Footwear - My kid wearing 4T My kid wearing 5T @stellaonmymind
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    Dog - Actual photo of my kid when I offer her vegetables: @stellaonmymind
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    Water - My toddler looking at me from the countertop after I warned her she won't get off by herself: @stellaonmymind
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    Mythical creature - My child, pretending she hasn't been a psychopath all day... nomme Cocktail
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    Hair - When your kid asks for dinner, eats one bite, and then tells you they're full. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    Photograph - Mom: *tries to relax* The rest of the family: @onetingmiummy اشر امر دا MAM MOM اسرار MOM ۱۵ مردان MOM MOM اندان اندار MOM
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    Forehead - Me, every single day since becoming a parent #Schitts Creek @snarkymommy78 I'M NOT AS PREPARED FOR THIS AS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE
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    Human - my kid telling her teacher she learned that bad word from mommy @momming_glory
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    Nose - Me on this ride called motherhood
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    Font - My husband and I just patiently waiting for my 6 yo to decide what she wants to be for Halloween: Relly @stellaonmymind 1000000
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    Textile - I don't know for sure but I'm assuming this is what childless couples do. 03.0 Cocktail
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    Adaptation - This painting is called: Bake Sale at 9am tomorrow mommy Cocktail 0
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    Ingredient - I updated the Food Pyramid to be a more accurate depiction of what my children are willing to eat. BUTTER A BANCH BER ΤΟΜΑΤΟ KETCHUP BUTTER A BEACK WURKER JUICY BORST BUTTER AA @kendrabroekhuis BUTTER A BUTTER
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    Musical instrument - When I threaten to call Santa, because my kid doesn't listen What my kid hears: @stellaonmymind BLAH BLAH BLAH EXTREME DEPOCKEY SALON MONET
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    Interior design - Parents when their kids are out of daycare COOL OOL CA OOD OOL LAT OOL New England_Dad Th Goo Chip 100 ERA F DOD ab ost OOD 1
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    Vertebrate - When you close your eyes for 5 seconds and then have to deal with consequences:
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    Primate - *at the doctor's office* Mom: Please, don't touch anything. Toddler:
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    Sleeve - When you have Dino nuggets but you're out of ranch @MOMDAMNIT 20 So tonight, there will be a surprise and there will be tears,
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    Forehead - My kid after offering her exactly what she asked for... Cocktail
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    Organism - No matter how much we vent, when your kid looks at you like this, it's all worth it MOMMY

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